Monday, April 4, 2011

Joke Time!

I just got this joke from a lovely lady, and I decided to share ^_^

 

A Homeless Man's Funeral 


As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral  
director 
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or 
friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the
Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a  
typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently  
gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and  
crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the  
side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I  
didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played  
out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.
I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I
wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never
seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for
twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost..... it's a man thing.....